People keep asking me if I want more kids. Well, I have been up in arms about it, not really sure. That is until today. Gabriella comes up to me and puts her hands in my face. All of a sudden I get a good wif of something rank. Yeah, you guessed it. POOP! But not just on her hands. Its on her forehead, in her hair, down her leg, and all over her hands that she so kindly put in my face. UUUggggghhhhh can you say TOTALLY grossed out. Oh yes, and did I mention that she was also sucking on those nice little fingers of hers. UUUggggghhhhh. As I grabbed, very carefully, to take her up the stairs what do I see? Poop smooshed all in the carpet up the stairs and then poop on the banister rails. The poop is taking over my house. Its EVERYWHERE! How did this happen? She had been napping upstairs and did some serious business. When she came down the stairs to come see me she raked it all the way down. DISGUSTING!
So if anybody else asks me if I want anymore kids my answer will be NO! With Dad being gone for so long (4 months to be exact) I was already on the fence of going crazy. After today it is official. I'm throwing in the rag. I quit! My kids are for sale. Any offers?!?!
On a better note, my husband does come back in 12 more days. Less than 2 weeks. YAY!
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Oh Lizzy!!!! YUCK! Kids are a HANDFUL. Just keep counting!
If it makes you feel better, my boys peed down their bedroom air vent a few weeks ago. We still had the heat on and my whole house reaked for weeks! I love reading your posts though. Yeah for 12 more days!
Oh my goodness. I wouldn't do well with that either - it's definitely not just you!! You can come visit us!! I would love a visitor, and the kids would have a blast....Delaware is kind of pretty right now, and we have a beach (not as nice as SC) too ;)
I'm so happy that your hubby is coming home so soon! Just let him know that its now your turn to have a few months off from taking care of the kids ;)
I hear you! Yeah, we've had a similar episode in my house, but not nearly that bad! I keep telling Caleb I'm done having kids at 30. After I turn 30 I don't want to be pregnant any more, I just want to enjoy watching my kids grow up and still have the energy to keep up with them. Hang in there! You're a great mom
wow, that's pretty nasty! Poop stories are just hilarious though. So glad Anthony is coming home soon!!!
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